Fanfic to : Vx3

Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball and I NEVER will.

Madhatter: Alright Bulma it's your lucky day!!
Bulma: Really??
Madhatter: That's right, what if I said I could triple your saiyan prince's love for you? Could you handle it?
Bulma: *Jumps up excited* Oh I could handle it, I could handle it!!!
Madhatter: Alright then, *looks around* VEGETA GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!!
Vegeta: God damn it!! What do you want? My G.R. and I were just in a heated make out session--ER I MEAN TRAINING SESSION!!
Bulma:O.O
Mahatter: O.O.........WHAT THE FUDGE?!
Vegeta: IT'S NOT YOU THINK!!
Bulma: I always knew you loved it more than me!!
Vegeta: Bulma no I--(is cut off by the madhatter)
Madhatter: That's like doing a tin can and you complain about Krillin
Bulma: At least Krillin is faithful to his tin can!! (breaks down crying)
Vegeta:NO BULMA IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING I SWEAR! IT WAS JUST ONE NIGHT OF THOUGHTLESS PAISSON!!
Madhatter:Then why were just saying you were making out with it hmmm..??
Vegeta: It's not my fault I tried to break it off but it just won't let me go! Besides Bulma after you upgraded it how could you not expect me to be tempted!! You drove me to this!!
Bulma: Don't you dare blame me, just because you can't resist the first hunk of junk with 5,000 gravity pressure, that walks by!!
Vegeta: Don't you talk about it that way!!
Madhatter: OK I think you both need to learn to apperiate each other more,....perhaps if there was more of you...?
Vegeta: Huh?
Madhatter: Alright !!I PROMISED I 'D TRIPLE VEGETA'S LOVE FOR YOU AND BY GOLLY I'M GONNA DO IT!!(Taps Vegeta with her magic wand, and suddenly three Vegetas appear!! Scouter wearing Vegeta aka SV, Normal Vegeta aka V, and Majin Buu Vegeta aka MB)
Bulma: *In absolute horror* My god what have you done!!!
Madhatter: Isn't it beautiful three times the love!!
SV: Where is Kakarot Woman?!
V: Fix the Gravity Room Woman!!
MV: Stay outta my way while I destroy the world Woman!!
Bulma: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Madhatter: Awwww can't you just feel the love.
SV: Stop ignoring me, I am the prince of Saiyans!!
V:No Iam the prince!!
MB: No Iam the prince!!
SV: I suppose there is only one thing to do.....
V: We must.....
MV: Fight to the death....
All Vegetas at once: FOR THE TITLE!!!
Madhatter:And Bulma can be an added bonus to the prize!!
V: No way none of these bastards are touching my wife!!
Bulma: *Blush*
MV: Hey what do you mean your wife?! *Pulls Bulma over to him*
Bulma: OHHH I like blondies....
V: HEY! Get your hands off my woman!
MV: Excuse me, she's MY woman! I love her more!
V: But your evil!
MV: So.....(Takes out a knife with a heart on it)....haven't you ever heard of tough love....
Bulma: O.O........HELP!!
SV: Look at you guys fighting over a pathetic human woman! Neither of you deserve the title of Prince of the Saiyans!!
MV: Awww shutup your jealous cause you haven't had a chance to hit that ass!(Smacks Bulma on the butt)
Bulma: O.O.........
V: O.O .........
Madhatter: O.O.......WHAT THE FUDGE!
MV: Hey I suggest you stop staring or your going to get a taste of this too.
Madhatter: Oh please Master!! *Bends over*
MV: Perv....
Madhatter: *Smiles* Only for you my darling
SV: Is this human really that special??
V and MV: *nods*
SV: Hmmmm....perhaps if I had a sample...*reahs out towards Bulma*
V: NO WAY I'M NOT SHARING!!
MV: DITO!!
Madhatter: *Blush* This is really gonna start some problems in the bedroom....
Bulma: *Blush* Why did you bring that up?!
Madhatter: To cause drama of course!!!!
V: I suppose......
SV: We'll have to...
MV: Learn to....
All Vegetas at once: TAKE TURNS!!
Bulma: NOOOOOOO I WON'T SURVIVE!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE IN A TRIPLE X THROW DOWN!!! *Runs for the hills*
All Vegetas at once: No Bulma wait!!!
Madhatter: Well now that their relationship is totally fixed my work here is done. *Leaves to write more messed up fanfics*

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